Won-Ton-Jon
any boy named john who is fond of won ton soup. usually obsesses over the size and shape of the individual pieces, comparing samples from multiple chinese restaurants. a won-ton-jon can be identified by overly combed hair and a lack of athletic ability.
scott: we’re ordering pizza, do you want cheese or pepperoni?
won-ton-jon: i’ll take won ton.
Read Also:
- woolooware
a place where little children go to make friends if u go to woolooware station you will find s-xual children waiting for the train contains many shoes hanging from wires i just wooloowared that little child at the station after i met with some friends underline a powerline with shoes hanging from it
- woop it up
to make alot of noise on the sideline after you get kicked out of a football game because you are fat and have red hair named jake b-tts for episcopal academy “c’mon fellas woop it up” one of jake b-tts gay quotes that he says while in a episcopal academy football game.
- latspread
when you see a guy walking as if he has tremendous back muscles and his arms are proped up at the sides. usually a real skinny guy trying to look bigger or a fat guy trying to hide his extra 200 pounds of mcdonalds. “did you see the latspread on that kid in the gym […]
- facebook job
liking or commenting every post visible on someone’s facebook wall. to give someone a facebook job is considered either intimate or invasive, depending on the relationship of the two people involved. “it looks like cathy’s really into him. she gave him a facebook job.” “an fj, already? they’ve known each other, what, a week?”
- Spantard
someone who can speak english, but randomly starts speaking spanish to an all english crowd because they think it makes them look cool. phillip: hey dude, what’s up? luke: dijiste que eron cabronas! -walks away- jon: man, that guy is such a f-cking spantard.