the 12 month rule is when parents have to stop saying how many months old their baby is after they reach 1 year old. some parents say their baby is 34 months old. they make you do extra math when they could easily say 2 years and 10 months old.
woman 1: “aww how old is he?”
woman 2: “26 months old”
woman 1: “don’t say 26 months old it breaking the 12 month rule.”
best wife anyone can have vanessa loves that she has a marbeline
a total, utter addict of marscrack who will do nearly anything to see or have contact with the band 30 seconds to mars or any of its members, jared leto, shannon leto, and tomo milicevic. “that dude’s a total marsjunkie” refers to someone who’s been to several 30 seconds to mars concerts and/or events
- the *sstric byp*ss
the rapid thrusting of a p-n-s through the b-ttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. see also appalachian mundungus the -sstric byp-ss is a good compromise because i love the booty, but she doesn’t want to do -n-l.
- matador money
quickly dolling out a large amount of cash to avoid an unpleasant situation. my angry ex-girlfriend came b-lining towards my table, so i quickly threw down some matador money and took off.
- the bar with no name
initially starting as a social topic on the x-box 360 skyrim board, the bar with no name was a gathering place for scholars and -ssorted s-x fiends of the highest caliber. here talented men and women would drink, belch, battle and die for their amus-m-nt. however after the involvement of some d-cks(see: gamefaqs moderators), the […]