a total, utter addict of marscrack who will do nearly anything to see or have contact with the band 30 seconds to mars or any of its members, jared leto, shannon leto, and tomo milicevic.
“that dude’s a total marsjunkie” refers to someone who’s been to several 30 seconds to mars concerts and/or events
- The Asstric Bypass
the rapid thrusting of a p-n-s through the b-ttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. see also appalachian mundungus the -sstric byp-ss is a good compromise because i love the booty, but she doesn’t want to do -n-l.
- Matador Money
quickly dolling out a large amount of cash to avoid an unpleasant situation. my angry ex-girlfriend came b-lining towards my table, so i quickly threw down some matador money and took off.
- The Bar With No Name
initially starting as a social topic on the x-box 360 skyrim board, the bar with no name was a gathering place for scholars and -ssorted s-x fiends of the highest caliber. here talented men and women would drink, belch, battle and die for their amus-m-nt. however after the involvement of some d-cks(see: gamefaqs moderators), the […]
- china brush
a liquid that comes in a bottle no bigger than 4 inches, helps chaps last longer in bed after the liquid is put on his kn-b. sam – ‘how did it go last night rick? did you smash her back doors in or what?’ rick – ‘bl–dy nightmare mate, we was watching the paul o’grady […]
- math coma
originally coined by jenna lemire, a math coma is the stretch of time that can last anywhere from thirty seconds to forty years after a full period of math cl-ss in the morning at school. your brain is so used to tuning out and your eyes glazing over, that you just stay like that. another […]