the time i f-ck-d you’re b-tch.
look at your girls booty, i’ll love to 1738 that again!
- tissue bunnies
tissue bunnies are the left over remnants of toilet paper particles that get trapped on the v-lv-r and v-g-n-l areas after wiping. “i’m enjoying c-nn-l-ng-s on my wife, except for constantly having to spit out these tissue bunnies.”
- tumblife experience
when a teenage boy/girl thinks they know more about life than you because of something they read on tumblr. tumblrite: why do you even smoke weed you filthy pig? you do realize you don’t need drugs to have a good time! why don’t you go rape an innocent woman? because that’s what degenerate male pot-smoking […]
- underwater ravioli
stingrays i fed underwater ravioli when i was at the aquarium.
having an extreme reaction to a minor problem or to something that may have already been solved. person one: i forgot my lunch today. person two: that sucks, want some of mine. person one: you don’t understand me, you -sshole. n-body wants to help me, and everything sucks and i want to die. person one: […]
when a person thieves your ideas and makes it their own hey suzie, wasn’t that your idea? yeah brah, that biznatch warholled my -ss!