the number you text, whilest paying 99 cents, to ask any question.
guy 1: hey can hamsters be milked?
guy 2: i don’t know lets kgb it.
(guy two texts “can you milk a hamster” to 542542)
guy 2: (after receiving the reply) yeah man, you can! they are mammals! so they have to!

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