the 69 test is applied to books. the reader finds the 69th page and locates the ninth word of the sixth line. that word is what that they will scream the next time that they have s-x. the alternate version is using the sixth word of the ninth line.
dude, what’s the 69 test for the health book?
either v-g-n- or br–sts, depending on your method.
- 69th base
the nirvana of s-x. one gains entry into this spritual place after giving sixty-nine different girls a 69er. “dude, what’s 69th base?!” – dominik “that’s where i got last night b–tch!” – ramesh to make love to a small dog while under the influence of pcp i got to 69th base with a chihuahua
a jewish publication for the jewish community. the jewspaper’s recent highlight programs include “kosher meet market” sponsored by the greek-jewish council, an alternative fall break trip, and my big jewish wedding.
- the forbidden picnic
conan o’brien’s favorite s-xual position, presumably involving a picnic table and a basket of delectable delights. we were out on a sunny park date, when jennifer asked me to perform the forbidden picnic. i had no idea what to do, but i rummaged in her picnic basket and violated her with it’s random contents. a […]
something done in the style of the world’s greatest latin teacher. also describes cicero. mr. bonagura thinks that cicero is bonagorgeous.
- jew slap
its when a jews slaps you with his or her money. yo goldstein just jews slapped me. jew slap when a dirty jew slaps you with his or her curls. oh man… she just jew slapped me! when one takes a large quant-ty of paper money and slaps another person with said wad of bills. […]