the length laurenz claims his tool is.
“i’ve got 7.4 inches.”
- up shit creek
to be in deep trouble with no solution. (it’s actually “up sh-t creek without a paddle” — scans better than “with no paddle.” there he was with two nickel bags and the narcs at the door. he knew he was up sh-t creek without a paddle. to be in a bad situation which is either […]
- keep it sho
remove fat girls from a party by telling security they sellin drugs oi, ders dat fat one who look like a female jeremy clarkson, tiem 4 exit son, keep it sho
freaking amazing, awesome. oh husuh you!
- keep it in the family
(v.) to bear children formed out of incestous relationships. that guy f-cks his sister because he likes to keep it in the family, and wants kids with her.
- keep it in your pants
1) response to when someone says something overtly s-xual. 2) it’s a school night maybe she will keep it in her pants for once. it’s unis-x. ironic if said to a girl so completely fine. similar to: “relax buddy, no need to get riled up there.” or person a- “dayum…the things i would do to […]