when your girlfriend gives you a bl-wj-b for so long that eventually your d-ck gets smaller and smaller just like a big lollypop sucker.
dude, last night my girlfriend gave me a big sucker and now im three inches smaller!
a guy who knows computers through and through. everybody asks the abizer for help, and he’s always happy to give it. a hacker in the sense that he can find unconventional or innovative solutions to problems. case 1: person: “hey abizer, do you know how to do this on the computer?” abizer: “yeah, just like […]
- Abominable Snow Daddy
a father who gets completely covered in snow while using the snowblower. tim became the abominable snow daddy after spending 2 hours clearing the driveway and sidewalk in front of our house.
- Above the belt
#1-to hit a girl in the chesticles aka b–bs. #2-to hit any part of the body above the belt line. i want a clean fight nothing above the belt.
- Absentee Fan
an absentee fan is someone who claims to be a huge fan of a sport and/or a team. this person will own a ton of apparel for said sport/team, and watch sportscenter for highlights of that sport/team often. however, this person will never, ever watch actual games of said sport/team, and they will never be […]
1. a physically fit -sshole. an -sshole with a six-pack. 2. an absolute -sshole. 3. navel; belly b-tton. 1. guy1: hey you wanna go to total fitness with me? guy2: f-ck no! that place is full of absholes. 2. guy1: you just don’t wanna go because i always get the fine exercise b-tches and you […]