when you have a cool mom and her comebacks are lit!!! a b-tt load of mom bomb is what your mom would say after she just destroyed that $&@#* in your school
$&@#*: careful, next time you look in the mirror it will break
mom: why will you be standing behind me?
mom: you just got a b-tt load of mom bomb
some random canadian girl who likes to play bo3 while riding d-ck like it’s a horse. that girl is such a llaauuurreenn, she ate all my d-mn cheese burgers
- money phone
holding a stack of cash to your ear and taking selfie to flex on the ‘gram. “holding money to your ear there’s a disconnect we don’t call that money over here” – jay-z. lyrics describing the money phone fad
the incest couple consisting of kristen and scott from total drama. boy: kriscott…more like krisnot! girl: lol! good one!
- hey its fred
the worlds only effective chat-up line. girl: “hi there” boy: “hey its fred!” girl: “give me you c*ck”
- wad vs fold
one either wads or folds toilet paper before using; no in between. before james entered the bathroom stall to take a satisfying dump, he had to think: “wad vs fold” for a brief moment before wiping.