A Matt Damon

a matt damon is when one of your friends either does or says something stupid this is a adopted term from the film team america world police in the film matt damon can only say his name and is shown in the film as a r-t-rd. it can be used if a friend doesnt understand a joke, says something very stupid, does something very stupid or if he is generally not very clever
i can’t believe you did that’ my other friend ‘what did he do’ ‘he pulled a matt damon

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