when a friend wants to meet you to do something and completely throws it back in your face, leaving you alone with nothing to do.
harry: let’s meet at 11am!
bruce: he abandoned me!!!
(verb) to bro. to get drunk with a bunch of friends (girls included, no h-m-). yoooooooooo bro, i think there’s some bro-age going on tonight! 1 more definition noun. the conversation between two or more best friends in which all is revealed and discovered. life is simply understood. superbad, i love you man, all prime […]
- Cloud Envy
seeing clouds of all shapes and sizes and sinking into a trance-like state of happy jealousy those clouds near the sunset last night gave me some serious cloud envy!
- Psycho Test
the mandatory three day waiting period between obtaining someone’s number and calling them back. so named because obsessive psychopaths categorically fail to p-ss it. kevin: yo, chris, you talk to that dime piece you were flirting with over the weekend? chris: naw, man. still haven’t p-ssed the psycho test yet.
noelle “dude, i love pugs” “no, have you met noelle? she is pugsessed!”
- Pull a Duffy
when someone was present for an awesome event but missed seeing it, who later, after hearing the story, retells the story to others as if they actually saw said event. i decided to pull a duffy when i missed seeing the lesbians making out at ihop at the table behind me.