abigail wingfield is the most amazing gorgeous british babe you will ever see. she should be queen someday she is that popular. she will never make you sad only happy. if you date this amazing girl you would be the luckiest m an alive.
person 1: “look its queen abigail wingfield the most gorgeous girl alive”
person 2: ” omg i wish i was her”
the best person in the world, very cool and chill has a good sense of humor. ahahahah your funny shabazian
- boyfriend tax
the price you pay for the luxury of having a boyfriend. example: cleaning, cooking, and popping back zits. occasionally reciprocation for oral s-x/bl-w j-bs. boyfriend tax is worse than girlfriend tax, but i can’t pull wax strips off of my bikini area myself, so here we are.
- pull-out value
pull-out value is a variable determined by a females attractiveness, and directly correlates to the probability of pulling out. pull-out value is on a scale from 0-1. very attractive; pull-out value of .90 i mean shes hot i guess; .70 dude she is homeless; .20 dude 1: “d-mn, ms. chandler thicker than a b-tch” dude […]
- constipation sneeze
the act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement. jack: i have to take a dump babe. jill: okay, just hurry. the movie starts in 2 minutes -jack returns after 1:30- jill: that was quick. why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red? jack: i had to […]
- guilt lust
when you find yourself s-xually attracted to someone/something that would not usually be considered attractive, and in most cases is usually seen as rather unattractive. jan: “i can’t believe i’m saying this but…” dan: “what?” jan: “i watched beetlejuice the other day and he’s kinda hot…” dan: “seems like you’ve got a guilt l-st…i feel […]