calling someone a “dunn” or “adam dunn” is a reference to former mlb player adam dunn who is known for having the second most strikeouts in baseball history. therefore a “dunn” is usually someone who strikes out a lot in different aspects of life, usually when it comes to girls.
-sh-t did ryan dunn it with that freshman girl again?
-yeah man he’s adam dunn what did you expect? he struck out swinging. i heard she thinks he’s a creep.
- slurpy dough
what you find under a fat person’s neck. when grandma comes to visit my job is to clean her slurpy dough.
- acid diarrhea
a form of diarrhea that burns like fire, often due to excessive wiping necessitated by frequent gastrointestinal distress, spicy foods which leave behind residue on the sensitive tissue of the -n-s, or food processing too quickly through the digestive system and thus the stomach acid not being neutralized like it normally would and acid being […]
a man stained of love. he’s usually tatted, 5’8 (not as short as he thinks he is) and is the owner of the love shack. he also loves long walks to the ice cream shoppe to get his favorite afrodesiac loveboost ice cream. wow he really is a lovestained, he has so much love to […]
- pic*sso p*ssy lick
an art form of spanish descent that’s defined by the idea of the perfect c-nn-l-ng-s. the pic-sso p-ssy lick is a skill and t-tle that takes years to develop and is only truly given by the recipient of the perfect c-nn-l-ng-s. hey adam have you ever given the pic-sso p-ssy lick? samantha almost cried when […]
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