african smoothie
when you sh-t and p-ss in a b-tches mouth and make her keep in until you c-m creating a mixture of sh-t, p-ss, and s-m-n. then putting it in a cup of ice to create the said smoothie.
i gave this b-tch an african smoothie and made her drink it. she threw up everywhere!
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