to relax and p-ss the time by perusing stories written by n-bel laureate s. y. agnon
at the end of a hard day, some people are given to scrollaxing, while others choose agnolaxing.
we’re going to go out for an lkah evening of coffee, kiwis, and agnolaxing.
another word for skid, also refereed to “skidmark”. kronix : you’re such an azulx, do you even know c++ or do you have to be spoonfed by me? azulx (skid) : yes, spoonfeed me then i will betray you then act like i’m not a skid.
- jing chun
an autistic kid eeeew a jing chun!
- section vision
noun, relating to waiting/waitressing the state of only looking at your -ssigned section, ignoring all other patrons. the complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you’re serving. friend: hey! we’ve been at that table over there forever. me: sorry homie! i have section vision. i didn’t even know you were there!
- hallmark bitch
someone that talks about their feelings at the wrong time. house arrest: i feel like you don’t care for me when you don’t cook meth… toothless wonder: shut up, ya hallmark b-tch! we’re fighting!
- eli dream
a wet dream that occurs every night after before first date. oooh, you had an eli dream!