Alabama Akbar
commonly shouted when an american high school student has stolen his parents gun and is ready for a full on school shooting.
mike : wheres jordan?
jenny : i don’t know. but he’s a m-ssive nerd! -high fives-
mike : oh look, there’s jordan!
from the back of the cl-ss : nerd!
-jordan pulls out a m4-
jordan : alabama akbar!
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