Alabama Embo

when a m-ssively over-weight girl sits on your face, completely smothering it – and then forces out a dump which subsequently is pushed up your nostrils and is under such pressure it comes out your ears. usually results in b-tching and two-facedness.
“hey man, what’s up?”

“not much, although just got back from the hospital, had an alabama embo turn nasty.”

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