Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle
the act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. this type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
when the xylophone alarm clock went off, i gave sandy the alarm clock monkey snuggle. i didn’t want her to get up, so i pulled her close as she hit the snooze b-tton.
when the alarm clock went off, i scrambled to give her the alarm clock monkey snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
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