Alaskan Cold Pocket.
similar to the alabama hot pocket. a man or woman takes a sh-t and freezes it, then sticks it somewhere in their partner (i.e. -n-s, v-g-n-, mouth, ect.).
we were in the mood for something more kinky so we did an alaskan cold pocket.
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