when your mom doesn’t like to read rules for board games, so she makes them up on her own as you play.
hey don’t i get a point for that?
no man, my mom is here. we are playing by alexander rules.
craden is one of the best people you will ever meet. he loves his family and friends more than you could ever imagine. he is the funniest and always up for an adventure. but the bests quality about craden is that he will always but others needs before his no matter how determined he is […]
- throat cream
a slang term for male -j-c-l-t- (i.e. s-m-n). this term is a reference to the fact that this special cream is best utilized by applying it to the inside of your lover’s throat, generally as the culmination of a deepthroat bl-wj-b (either f-ll-t– or irrumatio). throat cream is seen as a nice gift to give […]
a tasmanian sparkling wine that is the drink of the kerin gals. do the jansz dance.
- dusty dude
a guy who is professionally unemployed, brags about how much he has (cars, money, property, etc) but cannot produce the proof of his “so called” possessions. he usually has an unsuspecting, naive, gullible girlfriend, partner or friend who has totally brought into his lies. because this person has no job, he usually sits around playing […]
a straight white male from texas who enjoys touching other men’s genitals despite being straight. that dude tried to grab my junk like a total sozee