a nickname to call a girl named alexus.
friend 1: hey! alexsauce!
- Allahu Cockbar
when an -rg-sm is so godd-mn incredible, the first instinct is to commit a suicide bombing. q: did you see that bomb that went off? a: i was right next to it! the guy was justified though. i heard him scream allahu c-ckbar! before he blew. so the f-cker must have just hit some fine […]
- Anal Fracturing
-n-l fracturing is when you have someone pour about 1 cup of liquid nitrogen into and onto your -n-s, then having a man with large genitals come and shatter the frozen parts of your -ss. aw dude, look at that chick over there. i would love to give her a good -n-l fracturing.
a term used to refer to a dog shoving a paw up one’s -ss i was f-cking my girl last night when my dog gave me -n-lpaws
- apple purist
someone who is an apple fanboy and believes that apple products should not be adulterated; no third party cases, jailbreaks or non-approved accessories. you know those apple purists, they hate people doing anything different to their iphone’s.
- Arranging the Drapes
the pleasurable and highly erotic act of female masturbation. sonja: where did mary go? has she been in her room all afternoon? does she have a test to study for? carla: no. she’s in there arranging the drapes. sonja: ohhhhhhh! mmmmmm that’s hawt! i think i will go paddle the canoe myself. she ya about […]