the overweigt cousin of a hairy sasquatch.
q. 61 zumdahl: brown have you seen her, she has the arms of an aliquot!
allaray is a beautiful woman with a story to tell. she has hidden secrets few know. she is loving and kind but fiery. she stands strong for what she believes in and doesn’t take no sh-t no one. she likes to help others in need and will be there for people who ask for her […]
- Amy Schumer
born 1981, nyc(?), amy schumer, not to be confused with the other blonde comic amy on the horizon, amy poehler, is a cute but filfthy, and very funny comic on comedy central, both on her own no-laugh track-or-live-audience sketch funny show, “inside amy schumer” (get your mind outta the gutter with that t-tle, even with […]
- assyrian car wash
when you take an epic, unwipeable dump. all avenues to a clean b-tthole have failed. go straight to shower and do not p-ss go, i ate of bunch of bosnian food last night. had to take an -ssyrian car wash this morning.
- Back Door Handy
threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her -ss that was a stellar back door handy melissa, next time though let’s not do it on the bus
someone who’s the #1 bae and is absolutely perfect baeperfectbest#1 person 1: “that girl over there is so perfect” person 2: “yeah totally, she’s definitely a baela”