alixism


one of the awesomest cults in the world. this cult does not use subliminal messaging or other forms of non-consensual advertis-m-nt to get members to join, just offerings of cookies at cult meetings. this cult just has three rules to follow:
1. respect alix as a leader
2. do not steal cult members and make your own culr
3. do not feed the bear
she joined alixism just for the cookies, but stayed because it was so freeking awesome.

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