handsome guy , funny , somewhat athletic with a great sense of humor and personality. kinda tall with a tan or light skinned.
is fun to hang around with and is a hardworking person
hey alonso is cute huh brittany.
a peruvian bolegged trick
omg, did u see that female that just walked by she walked just like an alonso!
a north american, usually mexican, video game obsessed child. also is a naive child who doesn’t know what a hard drive is. also known to love sony own 3 playstation 3s and 4 psps.
dude: i need a ps3
dudette: there must be an alonso on our street that we can steal one from
a computer genius that often is used as tech support. he also comonly knows tons about nintendo and detests sony. he’s commonly from south america.
phil: g-dd-mn it i can’t (do something with my computer or somthing to do with nintendo)
chuck: call alonso, dude
usually a ugly beast.
he normally is very tall, has a big head, and looks similar to george lopez except 100xs uglier and he tries to be funny but he really isn’t.
he works for taco bell and the gardening service.
he grows his hayur oh so very long and it’s curly and ugly.
he will eventually cut it which makes his head really weird looking and will make the back of it flat. like whoosh.
he hits p-b-rty extremly fast and by the 7th grade you can already see his ugly moostash and beard with his unibrow.
girl 1: hey look its alonso!
fernando alonso is a spanish formula 1 driver and is a complete pr-ck he only does well with a good team behind him, also he is a cheat and only thinks of himself which is good in a way but not when you work in a team
i am watching the grand prix this weekend i hope alonso crashes and loses badley
the act of putting one’s face between two large female br–sts and gyrating said face while blowing to make a motorboat sound… this act also requires moving ones hips in a circular motion to create the effect that the p-n-s is a helicopter propeller. of course this must be done naked. derek-d-mn bro i would […]
- Rope Shits
the feeling you get when you go to the restroom and it feels like some one is pulling a rope out of your -sshole. and it hurts really bad. bagley, i have a bad case of the rope sh-ts and it hurts, so don’t touch me.
rolling on the international sp-ce station laughing jessica: hey robin, i just realised that lol backwards is lol robin: rotissl
- Boat Fucker
a guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have s-x with. he reps the same muddy pants and stained white t 24/sev. he is likely to show up right when a restaurant is closing and try to jack all the bagged milk (fuel for a boat f-cker)… he gets extremely p-ssed off in […]
- account guy math
a creative way of telling the client that he/she has less money than they originally thought, though we will still spend like it’s 1999 all over again. also, never let the number get in the way of a good story. we’ll just use some account guy math to buy another week in sac town.