horseman- basically a horse 5/10
oh no they stole my purse
alouete says “neigh” translates to “never fear horseman is here and would like a sugar cube
a man that is overly fond of large breasted ladies to the point he becomes a b–bapest! jeremy couldn’t take his eyes off caroline’s t-ts, he’s such a b–bapest!
if a crumb cake had s-x with a coffee cake and had a baby, and that baby had a threesome with bread and granola and cannabis, their baby would be awesomeloaf. my favorite thing to eat for breakfast is hot awesomeloaf. that sh-t is amazeb-lls.
the worst timing possible. this test is the murphiest.
- johnald crump
a version of donald trump that has descended into the god realm. person 1: my dad is vac he will ban your steam hahahahha enjoy a vaccation idiot. person 2: oh yeah? well my dad is the great johnald crump. he can smite you down in an instant. person 1: oh. ok.
- p*ssy stunt
when you go out and fool people into thinking you’re a woman. mama dragun’s always p-ssy stunting and stealing everyone man up in these streets but little do they know…