a misspelling of altavista that actually redirects to altavista because so many people mistype it. you idiots.
altavisa is not pr-nounced as “all-the-vision”.
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www.altavisa.com – search site with the largest image search on the web. yuh, man. better than google!
wife: whatcha doin, honey?
hubby: oh, just searching for my daily p-rn on www.altavisa.com!
- American Dollar
currency of united states of america. once the favoured currency of speculators and travellers but recently eclipsed by the euro. the value of the american dollar has declined rapidly in recent years and is now worth around half of a uk pound or 80% of a euro. 1 american dollar = 80 euro cents 1 […]
someone who is attracted to b-ttholes. they can be either male or female b-ttholes. it is used in the same way you would use the word bis-xual or h-m-s-xual. jack: didn’t you hear? mary did mark in the -ss! david: she did jenna is the -ss last week! i thought she was a lesbian? jack: […]
- anal sputum
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- angel sodomizing stick
the top branch of a christmas tree where you put your angel. mom: little johnny, it is your year to put the angel on the angel sodomizing stick.
- Anti-Internet Monkey
fictional semi robotic creatures that are used as an excuse for bad internet connection. sorry i lost my connection i have anti-internet monkeys in my house.