the act of taking a m-ssive sh-t in an airplane lavatory

a m-ssive t-rd at high alt-tude, hence the name
“i had a m-ssive alt-t-rd while on my way to san francisco. i think some of the people in the back row could smell it”

“gimme a minute. i gotta drop an alt-t-rd”

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