a species of amphibian only found in the lower parts of the amazon jungle.
these toads can grow up to 3 feet in length and weigh up to 150kgs.
they have lasers for eyes, and also have a powerful special attack called ‘stink-bomb’ which emintates from a sac near their b-tt-cheeks.
they have only one arch-enemy, called the mullet – which can repel their laser-eyes with their anti-laser scales.
the native amazonians will sometimes use them as furniture as they make excellent coffee tables.
omg!!!1!! …an amazonian boogle toad just ate that horse!
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