ancient vagina
an artifact found back in 1983 by the world famous anthropologist demitrio cruz in swamps of south florida.
the device was made from harden clay. it is beleived to be the first know “pocket p-ssy” scientist beleive that the ancient people that this device belonged to would fill it with soft clay and or mud type substance in order to give it that real deal feel.
some scholars think that the device was used on long grueling trecks for food when the mammoth’s were scarce and hunting for food could take days at a time. they didn’t want to risk spraining there spear throwing wrists.
i gonna go hunt me some mammoth and f-ck the sh-t out of that ancient v-g-n-
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