when someone starves themselves to make it so they are skinny
geese you are anerexic
when you are constantly b-tchy and can’t control it jess is so b-tchlexic, she told my mom that i got my last std because i’m such a wh-r-.
a person who loves watches so much he is affected mentally by it. hours are spent researching watches, then hours are spent boring all is friends with his knowledge. priorities become skewed as this person starts neglecting life in search of the perfect watch. my homey got fired from work for browsing watches online all […]
- flaming zeus
you have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf’s combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you’re about to j-zz, grab the trident, set your beard […]
- alaskan prairie dog
take a slow steady 50 percent poo, once it’s halfway to the toilet bowl before separation from the -n-s, freeze it with liquid nitrogen. once frozen re-enter the sh-g cave, lubricate frozen stool, insert it into your current c-m dumpsters clam cake until the stool is no longer frozen enough for intercourse. once you finish […]
to be ignored or waiting around omg you’re gurving me right now. did you just gurv me?