anti-bang
a device used by people who do not want to have s-x so they take the anti-bang and use it to burn off their genitals and air blasts them up your -ss to block your -sshole from -n-l.
“i got an anti-bang after i got raped by all those girl scouts with 12 inch c-cks.”
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1. unlovely language spoken to communicate boring practical information or other mundane ideas. talk of insurance policies, long distance calling plans, or investment banking invariably produces anti-banter. 2. the opposite of banter. it is hypothesized that when banter and antibanter meet, they annihilate one another. as my boss launched into a painfully detailed lecture on […]
- anus whistle
when a woman places her mouth against a mans -n-s and attempts to create different notes through regulating the size of the man’s -n-s hole. this usually occurs between people who listen to 70’s music, own vw buses, have chemical addictions, and have various std’s. hey baby, lemme take a fiddle on your -n-s whistle.
- apkarian
verb: to be apkrianed. a form of metonymy. when one person meets with you and dominates your time far beyond what you have allotted for it. it usually is an inconvenience and throws off the day’s schedule. he just apkarianed me. i went to talk to him for 10 minutes, and i was in his […]
- aponymous
1. a name given to a pony whose real name is not known. 2. a collective group of bronies over the internet dedicated to eliminating zombies, trolls, hackers, terrorists and pedophiles, by uploading pictures of ponies to wherever they please. 3. alternative spelling for anonymous. we all believe in the true spirit of aponymous, where […]
- apparentometer
a device for deciding it is hotter than a thermometer indicates. a reciprocal device of wind chill factor apparently. a recorded temperature is, for example, 28 degrees celsius, but for the sake of alarmism a weather report will state the “apparent” temperature as at least 10% higher. it is obvious they must have an apparentometer.