Apple Store Sluts
junior high school chicks that hang around the apple store 24/7 taking hideous pictures of themselves with the “hot effects” that apple photobooth has to offer (17 ugly–ss effects). i guess they aren’t really sl-ts, but its hard to tell what it is they want, hanging around a place looking hot all the time. often times these girls will take hundreds of pictures just to get that “perfect one” for their mysp-ce. also, when they sign in to mysp-ce to upload that hot–ss picture, they almost always forget to sign out. this makes it very easy to ruin their life, because as you know, each teenage girl has put her entire soul and power into her mysp-ce, a bit like sauron and the one ring.
apple store sl-ts:
becky: oh. em. gee. julianna, i simply have to put this one on my mysp-ce, oh it’s so perfect.
julianna: oh totally, we should take some more, maybe using some more of these rad filters.
karen: yeah guys we can’t stop now, i still have 7 empty slots in my mysp-ce pictures section!
(the lame b-tches upload their pictures, and then leave the store. yet they are so naive, the forget to sign off. i enter the door, go on their mysp-ces, delete everything, leave awful comments, delete some pictures, and my work is done. i have cast the ring into the fires of mount doom whence it came.)
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