ASCOM PHONE
a cr-ppy cordless phone used in the hospital setting given to staff to communicate with each other and other departments. it is very expensive, loses signal frequently, has an extremely short battery life, drops calls and is always static-y. you can never understand a full conservation when on an ascom phone.
an er doctor ripped the pharmacy staff new -ssholes when the ascom phone hung up on the doctor while he was trying to give a heparin order
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