a large goat from sweden, usually found in forests.
i saw an ashforth in sweden, dude!
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the common cat-lover who dwells in dark rooms playing online games like halo reach
ashforth angry. grrr
north east town in northumberland, know for its tough environment and even tougher inhabitants. on eastenders phil mitch-ll was told by his father in law “you think your hard? you wouldnt last 5 minutes in ashington. 2 more definitions add your own a quiet little mining town in the heart of the north east. it […]
- Ashley Saul
usually the most awesome person alive! but on occasions has a tendency to do stupid stuff… like running into poles… or thinking that deers live in nest, or even wanting to build halfway houses.. so depending on the day, ashley sauls can be very reliable and pretty much amazing. i wish i was ashley saul!
- Ashlyn Story
(noun) (part of life) a story that few others can relate to other than ashlyn…because she is ashlyn. ashlyn stories are generally circular in form, and are open ended, occasionally leaving the listener mindf-cked and speechless. however, most ashlyn stories are humorous, and often relate to similarly humorous everyday situations and encounters, and if listened […]
- ass custard
after -n-l love, the receiving party pulls his/her -sscheeks apart and lets any -j-c-l-t- flow freely from the -n-s. matthew dared try his -ss custard, and was so delighted he mixed it into pasta and had a splendid carbonara lunch.
the waft of air that is felt upon sitting down when pants, skirts, shorts, or other ill-fitting clothing is not properly suspended, tightened, or belted. dude, i forgot to wear my belt today and got a huge -ssdraft when i popped a squat to have a smoke!