the type of couple everyone wishes they could be. the most fun and attractive couple you will ever meet & destined to get married.
d-mn i wish we were ashley and evan 🙂
a small town in northeast ohio, on the sh-r- of lake erie, named ashtabula. population, 20,962 and just over 7 square miles. once a thriving port on lake erie and home to many inustries. finns, italians and swedes, as well as many others were plenty and a big part of its rich heritage. the ashtabula […]
a variation on the age old hobby of masturbation, an aspyxicrank essentially involves the masturbator using one hand to clutch at his throat whilst using the other hand to engage in aformentioned d-ck-strokage. during all of this, the user will be crying. without the strangulation, this would simply be a crank, something fairly hard tio […]
- *ss bush
1) when a particularly hairy man has pubic hair growing in a large patch above his -ss crack. 2) how the entire world will remember the 43rd president of the united states. 1) borat and ron jeremy are so hairy they sport -ss bushes on camera. 2) in the year 2125: teacher — cl-ss, which […]
- *ssanna disorder
someone who has no idea what the h-ll they are saying and need to stuf the f-ck up. anna said you suck and do you know why becuse she sucks and do’t want anyone to know it.
the clogage of someones -sshole. may be caused by a variety of things. also used as an insult in certain cases. that mandarin buffet gave me an -ssclot the next morning so i drank a tea spoon of ex-lax. 1 more definition add your own much like a blood clot, fecal matter may clot in […]