Aspen Pipeline

while your flight is in its ascent, the french girl next to you is giving you a bl-wj-b while you shake a snowglobe and say in a harry from dumb and dumber voice ‘-sssssspen….the french are -ssholes”.
rod: i would never fly to asia, i hate long flights.

fern: you should go on marie-eve’s flight, she gives the best aspen pipelines.

rod: oh cool, i could use the snow globe you got me for christmas.

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