ass carpet


a thick growth of hair on a man’s (or, i suppose, a woman’s) -ss. extremely unattractive.
‘whenever he gets drunk he thinks it’s funny to pull his pants down and show us his b-tt, but the joke’s on him. now everybody totally knows he has a crazy -ss carpet.’
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the burn a gay man receives on his -ss when they make intiment s-xy time on the carpeted floor.
joe: hey rick, hows the -ss carpet feelin’?

rick: it burns…

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    when you fart into a c-sserole and place the c-sserole in a conspicuous place so that the next person to open it and smell the wonderful cooking will smell ones -ss instead. one may choose to place the -ss-c-sserole in the fridge, oven or countertop. a truly marvelous practical joke that will provide hours of […]

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    1.) someone who attaches unnatural objects to his or her -ss. steve: “did you hear about charlie and his hamster?” jane: “sure did – that must have really torn some stuff up, huh?” steve: “i guess… that’s what you get for bein’ an -ssgrafter.”

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    someone who is being a major -sshole or a major douche bag. michael: hey dalton, me and ethan are gonna be lifeguards while you play pool. dalton: wow! shut up -sshole mcd-ck!


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