ass dandruff
the nasty dust, skin, hair, and sometimes unidentifiable debris that are found in the crevices of a heavily used chair or couch.
oh! dude, it was so nasty! my pen fell in between the cushions on the couch in the lounge today and i couldn’t get past all the -ss dandruff to get it out.
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suspicious looking flakes of skin left on the toilet seat after a good clearout.
who’s left half a pound of -ss dandruff on the seat in trap 2 again!
the microscopic skin flakes of -ss, scr-t-m and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. usually found on toilet seats.
i had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much -ss dandruff.
i was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his -ss dandruff flew into the air.
visible acc-mulated refuse like dead skin and taint hair which is found on public toilet seats.
“we need to go to a different rest stop, every toilet here is soaked in p-ss and covered in -ss dandruff.”
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1. adj. descriptive words used to state the rediculousness of an act, article of clothing, or ones state of being. 2. adj. descriptive words used to call something “bullsh-t” or “a bunch of shinnanigans” 3. n. the uncommonly studied indonesian profession of hatting an -ss. 4. v. the process of hatting an -ss when saying, […]
- asshole pisser
one who urinates out of their r-ct-m resulting in a wet spot on the back of their jeans. instead of letting someone become an -sshole p-sser, you should direct them to the p-ssery. “did you see the stain on the back of that guy’s jeans?” “yeah, he must be an -sshole p-sser.”
- Asshole Popsicle
a slang term used when describing “-ss to mouth”. when the giver of -n-l s-x immediately becomes the reciever of oral s-x. “he took it out of her -ss and put it in her mouth? sounds like an -sshole popsicle. that sh-ts not cool”
- assimilation by the Borg
the habit of wearing a bluetooth cell phone on one’s ear at all times. usually in reference to high-powered executive types, the first to develop this habit in earnest. have you seen the new director of security? yeah, he’s been -ssimilated….. (note that any form of “-ssimilation by the borg” can be used.)