ass gravity
term used when climbing (indoors or outdoors) and having enough lower body weight, especially in the posterior, to make it difficult to go up and over outcroppings of (sometimes fake) rock. it is especially used among women who have a lower center of gravity and additional layers of fat (especially in the b-tt region) than men.
used in phrases such as “d-mn, my -ss gravity will not let me up and over this overhang!”. or, “i’m really tired and my -ss gravity is not helping”.
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