Ass Pwnage
the act of taking a man’s p-n-s, and inserting it between a female’s b-tt cheeks, the man then tells the woman to stand on her head while the man jumps up and down.
my girlfriend let me give her -ss pwnage last night, now my d-ck is really sore.
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