Astro Gliding

the act of rubbing a lubed-up c-ck around the rim of the b-mhole prior to -n-l s-x.
tried a bit of -n-l with the missus last night, made sure i did plenty of astro gliding before i slipped it up her.
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sliding through situations in life frictionlessly.
on march 18, 1965 alexei leonov was the first human to be caught astrogliding in sp-ce.
verb. meaning the act of well-lubricated -n-l s-x or a well-lubricated handjob. the polar opposite of dryjack or dryf-ck. in terms of -n-l, usually pertaining to fast, frenzied, and incredibly pleasurable. never used in the singular.
1. it didn’t take long for matt to reach an incredible, trembling climax while he was furiously astrogliding his lover.
2. n-body was interested in the fact that jack was astrogliding to the sound of angela’s voice.

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