Ass Stache

the act of diving face first into your girlfriends -ss without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart.
johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend katie laying on his bed -ss up. johnny dove face first into her -ss crack and she said “no babe, i just farted a minute ago”. johnny went into the bathroom and continuously washed his lips because he had a very dirty -ss stache

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