Assassingasm
a: the effect of watching an -ss-ssin in a movie/video game or real life and becoming unreasonably ecstatic or aroused.
b: gaining elation or s-xual pleasure from the art of killing someone with great skill, stealthily and/or without the victim knowing who it was that killed them.
c: witnessing an -ss-ssination and becoming s-xually aroused instead of frightened.
person a: “did you see how he lured him into the alley and then slit his throat without him seeing a thing?”
person b: “yeah dude! i had an -ss-ssingasm! i think i need new pants…”
boyfriend: -sneaks into the room with black clothing and a knife and wakes up girlfriend-
girlfriend: -recognizes her bf, becomes aroused by his outfit- “you totally just gave me an -ss-ssingasm!”
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