the practice of seeking to gain favor by flattering, praising and/or brown nosing those in leadership positions i.e. employer, coach, administrator, supervisor, etc.
she didn’t even notice me until i was promoted, now her constant compliments are nothing more than -sskissery of the highest order.
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the act of becoming a seasoned -ss kisser, to please a boss, or other person at a place of work or for personal gain.
at many restaurants, customers are very important, thus the need to obtain a degree in advanced -sskissery.
to be completely mesmorized by a gorgeous -ss. not only for straight guys, its a great gay word too. “mmmm… -ss…” “dude, you’re -ssmorized!”
- Ass nector
much like b-tt nector. -ss nectar is for larger fat people and plumbers that expose it to the world, whether on purpose or accident. holy cr-p! don’t go in the kitchen the plumber has been in there for hours and it smells really bad like -ss nectar in there.
- Ass Stache
the act of diving face first into your girlfriends -ss without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart. johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend katie laying on his bed -ss up. johnny dove face first into her -ss crack and she said “no […]
a beautiful woman’s -ss that tastes terrific or looks like it would. dude, that chick from last night sat on my face and her booty was -sstasterrific!!
- Ass Trucker
someone who be carryin’ dat -ss everywhere dey go and have dem guys be whistlin’ and tryin’ to get some of dat big ole booty meat. sheniqua didn’t consider herself an -ss trucker until quantavious got a hard on math cl-ss and asked if he could stick his coefficient in her parenthesis.