auto suck


a motorized c-ck sucking vacc-m that you plug into the cigarette lighter of your car for long road trips.(usually used by professional truck drivers)
on my way to montana i didn’t see any truck drivers so i put over 1000 miles on my new “auto suck)
a fict-tious feature that should accompany an expensive item.
dolan: nice benz mo fro !
fav: thanks d !
dolan: lotta jacksons for some wheels like that?
fav: 55k
dolan: for that price, it better come with autosuck !
fav: yeat ! you got that right !

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