awkdin
this is an awkward dinner date. awk din
lots of girls go on these dates. they are hungry (and gorgeous) b-tches. and guys want to feed them…sorry for not putting out! but thank you so much for dinner,i had a nice night tonight. text me later!!
i’m starving and nick just asked me out on an awkdin, so i said yes, of course
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