awkward as fuck



when a moment becomes overly embarr-ssing, discomforting or inconvenient for all involved in the moment, except for the person being awkward, as they are unaware of their loserness qualities.

when this moment occurs, in particular in perth at uni games, you are ent-tled to say the phrase “awkward. as. f-ck. ” you are also allowed to abbreviate this to aaf, so the perpetrator does not know you are referring to them as the person being awkward as f-ck.
walking into your hotel room and your roommate is lying there naked with a hand towel over his groinal area. “zac, wtf are you doing! umm…. awkward as f-ck”

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