awkward boner
an untimely erection usually resulting in embarr-ssment in front of public places
the teacher called me to the board, but my awkward b-n-r prevented me from doing so.
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normally you get an awkward b-n-r when standing next to the hottest girl ever, but your girlfriend is right next to you. the b-n-r ends up sprouting from a little sapling, and turns into a huge -ss tree just so everyone can see it.
mike- “hey jennifer!” -gets awkward b-n-r-
mike’s girlfriend- oh you get a
b-n-r staring at her but not at me?!? da fuq is this bs!!?!!?”
a moment that is as awkward as getting a b-n-r in the middle of cl-ss or when you hugging a girl you like
friend 1- so i was at my grandparents and they gave me some kwanza money and i p-ssed my pants i was so happy
friend 2- dude talk about a awkward b-n-r
friend 1- tell me about it
when during an awkward silence, a man gets a b-n-r for no apparent reason at all, and it is very uncomfortable.
doctor: sir, you have aids.
“awkward silence”
man:…awkward b-n-r!!!
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