Awkward Davy Jones
a spin off of the awkward turtle, awkward davy jones is a funny hand sign to use in an extremely awkward situation to ease tension.
using one hand, place your wrist by your chin so your fingers are pointing away from your face. wriggle your fingers to mimic the tentacles on davy jones in the movies pirates of the caribbean 2 and 3.
john: so i heard some girl got really drunk at a party and ended up throwing up on rick’s shirt.
jane: that was me…
john: -makes the awkward davy jones motion-
an indiscernable smell, usually on a plan or bus, that confuses the senses because it isn’t clear if it is a fart or someones meal. what is that smell? i don’t know, but i think it’s making me hungry. really, i think it’s a fart? d-mn, fooarts are so confusing.
- awkward kissing
two people standing in front of each other a few inches apart trying to spit in each other’s mouth detox and roxy tried awkward kissing last night on rupaul’s drag race
the greatest up-and-coming band of the now. with songs such as “sail” and “not your fault” they will soon be on top. their sound is a sort of mix of techno and mainstream that sounds very cool. they have one released alb-m and one coming out; “back from earth” and “megalithic symphony” mitch: dude did […]
so outragously cool that is full of awsomenasity.
- A zebra doesn't eat apples
“a zebra doesn’t eat apples” is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the cr-p. guy: hey, guess what. i slept with your sister last night guy2: oh shut up, a zebra doesn’t eat apples.