bachelorette party
a nite where the bride to be and her favorite ladies, dress up, and go out for one last night on the toswn to be wild and crazy before marriage. normally lots of liquor and drugs are involved with a nice spa day in the morning in their 5 star hotel.
theres no such thing as cheating during a bachelorette party.
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